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Why The Monster eats salad has everything to do with a goat penis.

The Monster was living in Kingston, Jamaica working for the Jamaican Human Rights Council while taking classes at the University of Technology.   At the time, Kingston was one of if not the most dangerous cities in the Western hemisphere; besides being chased by wild dogs, attacked by ants, finding a dead taxi cab driver with a bullet hole in his head three doors down from his home and having a gun pulled on him, The Monster also had to deal with eating in a country that loves many things The Monster won’t eat. 

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