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WHY THE MONSTER DOESN’T EAT OLIVES…

Olives are disgusting tasting balls of pungent awfulness The Monster does not, will not, shall not eat.  They are an ancient fruit (not vegetable as so commonly and incorrectly labeled) that prove humans don’t possess much common sense.

In their natural form olives are inedible (good reason not to consume them, right?).  Rock-hard, growers soak them in sodium hydroxide.  Or lye. Or…

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