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WHY THE MONSTER DOESN’T DRINK MILK

Never has The Monster remembered liking milk.  A glass of milk has not once been poured for his enjoyment.  A bowl of cereal never polluted by its presence.   A cookie nary proffered to be dipped in its ineffable whiteness.

And so The Monster went to the source.  He asked Mama Monster, for she would know. Has he ever really liked milk?  Did he ever drink it?  And she told him…

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