The Monster thinks mayonnaise is disgusting and he doesn’t understand how you filthy people can eat it. You can call is Hellman’s or Miracle Whip or Kraft. You can see it say “real mayonnaise” on the label and tell The Monster he is wrong. As if there is a run on “fake” mayonnaise. You can say whatever you want but it is a scourge on the earth.
It’s so weirdly white and the consistency is just plain nasty. So thick and creamy. And it tastes like absolute shit in a jar. But you like that apparently.