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The Monster has never had a cup of coffee.  Not once.  No Turkish coffee or lattes or macchiatos or straight black.  Never.  Starbucks is lost on The Monster.  He doesn’t take a coffee break at work.  When meeting someone for “coffee” to The Monster that means water with lemon.  Maybe decaffeinated tea on a rare and randy occasion.

And yet, The Monster loves coffee ice cream.  He enjoys the smell of a fresh brewed pot of java.  He comes from a family of coffee drinkers.  And so it begs the question, why doesn’t The Monster drink coffee?

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