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WHY THE MONSTER DOESN’T EAT BANANAS

Bananas are gross.  They taste bad.  They smell repugnant.  They have a weird texture.  Monkeys love bananas.  Humans should not.  Kids pretend bananas are telephones.  They aren’t.  Also kids, we should talk about Santa.

When someone is mentally unwell we call them bananas.  Still want to eat one?  Banana Republic is not a good clothing store.  Bananas however is a great Woody Allen film.  So there is that. 

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