Simplethings is pretty much a perfect restaurant in The Monster’s eyes. This is a casual place where you can get a fried chicken sandwich and a piece of pie. This is a place with chicken pot pie and roasted tomato soup. This is a place where pretty much the entire menu is something The Monster needs to eat.
It’s a cute little storefront on 3rd Street selling delicious homemade food and pies along with beer and wine. This meal will not be part of your diet. This meal will not make you feel good about yourself. Who cares?