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The Grove is a special kind of evil.  The Monster hates everything about it.  Horrible parking, horrible stores, worse people.  Remember that awesome Farmer’s Market?  Yea, The Grove ruined it.  Also, The Grove sucks huge amounts of donkey balls.

But The Monster had to try out Short Order.  The pain starts on Fairfax around Pico.  Traffic snarls.  An amazing doucheball pulls up beside The Monster blasting Ice, Ice Baby.  He’s also in a Bentley convertible.  With a smoking hot woman who may be giving him a hand job.  Check that, she is definitely giving him a handjob as he sings along to Ice, Ice Baby in a Bentley convertible.  The Monster blames The Grove.

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