Imagine thirteen college friends, many reconnecting for the first time since college over fifteen years ago, all meeting at an all-inclusive resort in Mexico called Secrets Capri in Playa del Carmen for Super Bowl weekend. Because this happened. And The Monster was there. And he lived through it. Barely.
It was a Northwestern reunion over the long weekend. It involved drinking. Too much drinking. Way too much drinking. And some eating. But not as much eating as drinking. And the eating was bad. Really bad. So that necessitated more drinking to wash away the evil taste.