As a horrible version of Take a Walk on the Wild Side plays by some less than talented female chartreuse and The Monster dies of hunger he hobbles into Quattro at the Four Seasons Palo Alto (it’s really a Two Seasons business park hotel, ergo The Monster’s deluxe room has a view of the freeway and Ikea) for lunch. A tour of Facebook has brought him North and despite the high tariff and low return on the hotel he is looking forward to a relaxing meal.
Blah, blah corporate decor. Blah, blah friendly service. Blah, blah must eat or will kill.