Ever start dating someone and be in that glowing honeymoon phase where everything is going right only to find out a few weeks in they’re a stripper? The Monster has. Conversation went something like this. Her: There’s something I should tell you. Monster: Ok. Her: It’s a little…embarrassing. Monster: Ok. Her: And I’m only telling you because I really like you. Monster: Ok. Her: And I only do it for money to go to school. Monster: Ok. Her: I strip. Monster: Ok!