Mr. C/Cipriani is the new restaurant at the recently renovated Mr. C Hotel on Pico. As part of the vaunted Cipriani chain of restaurants (the original in Venice, Italy and outposts in New York and Abu Dhabi amongst others) The Monster, accompanied by Mrs. Monster and two friends, hit up the spot last night with great anticipation.
The chances of any of us returning are the same as willingly gouging out our eyes with dull, rusty forks. Or deciding self-immolation is in our best interests. Or swimming in bloody, chum filled water with ravenous sharks while simultaneously electrocuting ourselves.