The Monster has met a few people in his life who he recognizes speak English and yet not one word they say is comprehensible. Others have no difficulty understanding them but The Monster is left clueless and guessing. Between leaving there lips and getting to The Monster, English is replaced with “Zzzzuhhhks gerkunk sphhhaaaa!”
The Monster met another such person today. A waiter at Bamboo. Waiter: “Kasdun blik vodpiliam?” Monster: “Water with lemon…?” Waiter: “Qexlop!” Sure enough, water with lemon arrives so the waiter definitely understands English or is an accomplished mind reader.