Sometimes you don’t need a lot of words to get the point across. In the case of Bamboo Izakaya there is not much to say other than…
It was expensive. And not good. At all.
You cannot sell something called a baked crab roll when it is really an asparagus roll with a little crab sprinkled on top. Not for $14. Also, the chicken tasted nasty. The Monster always finishes fried chicken. Not this time. Oh, and that duck, it tasty gamey. The Brussels sprouts were good, that The Monster will concede.
You are an asparagus roll with some crab on top. You are not worth $14. You make The Monster angry.
You taste weird and the salsa doesn’t work.
You are stone cold filthy.
Best thing sampled. So there is that.
You make The Monster worried he is going to get sick.
The Monster could go on in scathing detail but he doesn’t even feel up to the normal skewering after such a depressing meal.
Why go? Don’t.
Monster rating: 1/5 Monsters
1541 Ocean Avenue, Suite 120
Santa Monica, CA 90401